I've Been Struck By Hurricane Zoe
Zoe tagged me to post twenty random facts about me. Well, I've been called a lot of things, but this is the first time I've been accused of being "interesting." So for those of you suffering from insomnia, read on....
1. I am desperately right-handed, my left hand serving the function of jewellery valet; however, I hold my fork in my right hand and cut my food with my left. I suspect that's mainly due to gluttony.
2. I HATE mimes. Despise em. I'd like to smash in their stupid white faces, strangle them with their imaginary tug of war ropes, and lock them up in their invisible boxes. So there.
3. I laugh at my own jokes. Hard. And repeatedly.
4. I have the kind of laugh that turns heads in Wal-Mart. Those heads sometimes look shocked, but they often relax into a smile.
5. I was once kicked out of French lab for switching headphone jacks and gettin caught telling an off-colour joke to a classmate.
6. I cannot draw, yet I will KICK YOUR BUTT in a game of Win, Lose or Draw (Pictionary).
7. I snapped the tip off of my right middle finger once, closing an overhead garage door. The ER doctor repositioned the bone and put 4 stitches in my finger and now it looks all Frankenstein-ish. (Oh well, Halloween is just around the corner.)
8. I have never been able to run fast, but learned in high school that I could jump like a gazelle. Made my hurdles races very interesting to watch.
9. I have an enormous goiter on my left thyroid gland. It doesn't bother me unless I wear a tight turtleneck.
10. I can play Hawaiian music on my nose, something else that cracks ME up every time.
11. I confess that I once farted in front of one of my grade 12 students. To my credit, it was because I leapt across my sailboat, concerned that he'd just chipped his tooth on its gunwale. He was surprised; I was even more so.
12. Looking directly into sunlight or a lightbulb makes me sneeze.
13. I can do this....Cool, huh?
14. I have never been chubby...erm, skinny dipping.
15. I was born with my left ear folded over. My mom used to put me on that side to flatten it out. It worked, although it still sticks out some, which earned me sugar bowl comparisons from my loving brother Fred.
16. I have very poor reading comprehension, and even worse recall of details. This causes me to rent the same movies over and over, which isn't too bad since viewing them is pretty much a first-time experience for me, every time. It's more of a problem to me as an English teacher.
17. I also have trouble sequencing multi-digit numbers, which is a real pain when someone sells foot-long draw tickets and then reads out the winning numbers.
18. My greatest dream is to cruise along the coast of Alaska. I reached a very satisfying compromise when I went whale-watching off the coast of British Columbia with my husband this past June.
19. Nothing drives me buggier than people writing the words "a lot" as one word. Don't worry; I won't say anything if you do it on your blog, but I will twitch for several hours.
20. Well now, I didn't think I could come up with 20 random facts about moi, but I've done it.
I tag
Wanda.